Saw this on reddit. Made me laugh. Thought I’d share.



So my friend’s 4-year-old likes to pretend he’s batman…

At the grocery store he’s running around doing superhero moves with a fierce expression and making kind of a spectacle of himself. A lady says “hello, young man, what’s your name?”
In a little kids’ version of a growly voice, he says “I’m batman”.
The lady laughs. “I mean, what’s your real name?”
Again: “I’m BATMAN!”
“No, what’s your actual real name?”
(long pause)
“Bruce Wayne.”